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UNIVERSAL HISTORY 101
Will Be Starting December First
Please Register Now

Professor: The Doctor Dr. John Smith
Location: University of Olympus
Time: Whenever we start to whenever we stop
Attendance: Is Mandatory. I will be taking roll at the beginning and end of every class
Curriculum:
Universal History 101 attempts to broaden the young minds of students to the knowledge of the universe and awareness of the diversity of other planets, solar systems and dimensions within the Space and Time of the nearby Universe(s) through discussion, observation and hands on learning approaches. 

Various field trips₁ will potentially include, but are not limited to:
Local Museums, The Mall, Nun Stadium, China Town, Augusta₂, Cinema West, The Starlight Café, Aperture Science Laboratories, Alzarius, Delphon, Florana, Earth and The Morok Space Museum.

By request we will also be attending The Library. I must stress the importance again, Do not wander off. It is a large planet. Getting lost there would not be to your benefit.

Rule #1: No wandering off. Under absolutely any circumstances, do not wander off. I mean that. Don't do it.
Rule #2: Do everything I say. When I say it.

Class Roster:
Updated as of November 27
Cabal, Johannes
Mr. D
Escoff, Terrance
Hakuba, Saguru
Hitachiin, Kaoru
Kurenai, Wataru
Kuroba, Kaito
Kuroudo, Akabane
Rabe, Godric
Sakurai, Yuuto
Sheska
Smith, Damien
Spiegel, Spike
Tonoccus, Eliza
Yasuhara, Osamu
West, Traci
[Audit/Non-University Student]
[University Student]

₁ students attending field trips must sign a release form
₂ As a side note we will not be entering Augusta, merely having an on site picnic outside the fence.

[ooc note: If your character wants to sign up for this class, please "Register" by responding to this post]

Comments

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

it's basically an astronomy class, right? Doesn't look like it talks about living on any of those planets. Hell, I could probably teach it better than this nutjob.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah? So tell me about whatever that Delphon place is.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

If you wanna know about it, why don't you sign up for his class, then?

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested in the past. I just want to be impressed by your endless fountain of knowledge.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not interested in sharing it. So you can forget it.

1/2

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

...

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

If you don't know it's not a big deal, you know. Some people are just smarter than others.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you know what it is?

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

No, I'm saying he's smarter than you.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Well if he's smarter than me, he's definitely smarter than you.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

There's no way I'm dumber than you!

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

Besides, I'm smarter than both of you by default.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Why's that? And don't say it's because you're a woman.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

Because I'm nowhere near half as troublesome as you are, for starters.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Care to run that by me again?

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

Count how many times you've been shot, stabbed or hurt while on the Bebop to mine. Add on the amount of property damage you've caused and I'm still nowhere close to you.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and how long have the debt collectors been after you? And just how much was it that you owe?

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

That wasn't my fault.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

And the shootings and stabbings weren't mine.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

Sure they weren't.

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

You think I like getting shot and stabbed? You think I like being nursed back to health having to listen to your crappy singing?

1/2

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. Just that you go out of your way to do both.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

My singing is just fine! Those big ears of yours just can't hear!

[red-rose-blues.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try a higher pitch. Then no one could hear.

[sangoffkey.livejournal.com]

If you hate it so much maybe you shouldn't make a point of getting yourself hurt. I wouldn't have to play nursemaid and you wouldn't bleed all over the couch.